Oh. Dear.

He said "scundered". Didn't that word go out of fashion back when we were all like 13??????!!!!!! I'm pretty sure "AAHHH! Scundered!" was a common phrase way back when. When I read it, I actually didn't understand it, and then I threw up a little in my mouth.

Next it will be "dander" again (blerughghghgh).

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FUCK a bloody duck ( Read more... )

Bloody bollocks. Bad things come in threes right? Or messes? That's two.

Stupid exes and their baaad timing. WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYY.

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Ok, I'm officially renaming this week, it used to be: omg-so-crap-I'm-going-to-fucking-fail-all-my-exams-and-probably-die-from-this-illness-afterwards. Now it's officially: omg-so-crap-I'm-going-to-fucking-fail-all-my-exams-and-probably-die-from-this-illness-afterwards-and-why-are-all-my-exboyfriends-getting-in-contact-with-me ( Read more... )